My secret life as a stripper.
Mobile Strip Club For Tailgaters Found Outside Tampa Football Stadium
Vehicle Had Stripper Pole, Disco Ball
Police in Tampa, Fla., arrested 10 people in connection with the discovery of a mobile strip club that featured nude dancers for tailgaters, according to a Local 6 News report.
Officers found a 40-foot-long mobile home filled with strippers, bouncers and tailgaters outside Raymond James Stadium before Tampa's game with the Chicago Bears on Sunday.The mobile strip club featured a stripper pole and a disco ball, Local 6 News reported.
For $20, men were allowed to enter the mobile home, according to the report.Undercover police said the men were given alcohol and then offered nude lap dances for money."Bringing it to a family environment such as a Bucs game totally surprises me," Tampa police Officer Bill Todd said.Several of the women arrested worked for a local strip club called Deja Vu, Local 6 News reported.The women's attorneys said they did not do anything illegal.A Tampa television report said the club was operated outside the stadium during several other games this year.
(I'm going to continue to post Stripper News on this blog, but I'm no longer dancing)Fire-eater set stripper's breasts alight
A fire-eater has been given a suspended jail sentence for setting a stripper's breasts on fire.
Dancer Maria Leeb, 27, was tied to a pole wearing just her g-string while her fire-eating partner blew flames at her.
But the hot new act in a lap-dancing club in Augsburg, Germany, came to a painful end when her naked breasts went up in flames.
Flamethrower Marc Miszler, 22, was handed a 10-month suspended jail sentence for grievous bodily harm by the Augsburg County Court.
"I shouted at him that he was getting too close, but he didn't stop. The oil and glitter that I rubbed on my body must have caught on fire and all I could see were flames," said Ms Leeb.
She suffered burns across her breasts and was treated at a local hospital.
So Long and Goodnight
Well, I guess I've learned a lot after spending almost a whole year dancing in strip clubs.
I've learned that men love to look at women, an, hey, so do I! It's not so much objectification as appreciation. I'm more comfortable in my own skin, as a sexual human being.
I've learned that men are lonely and need company. I've also learned that men are horny and some think strippers can be treated differently than a woman on the streets. I guess women in the sex industry are expected to be loose.
I've learned that many strippers are loose. They are exactly the stereotype that I hate. They do coke, they have sex with strangers, they drink too much, they're a little crazy.
I've learned that many strippers are smart, going to school, in long-term, serious relationships, don't drink, healthy girls.
There are mothers and students. Girls in who just turned 18 and women in their late 30s. Girls with fake tits, girls with small tits. Girls who look like a covergirl and girls who "have great personalities." Girls who read The Economist
and girls who think reading Cosmo
from cover to cover makes them literary. Girls who want to dance for life and girls just trying to make some quick cash. Skinny girls, pregnant girls. Girls who thrive on attention, girls who suffer from stage fright.
But we're all a little crazy, every last one of us.
Canada Stripper Policy:
The Liberal government is "complicit" in the trafficking of women with a visa policy that fast-tracks foreign strippers and lap dancers, a Conservative MP charged yesterday.
Diane Ablonczy accused the government of misleading Canadians last year when it claimed to be "cancelling" the controversial policy of issuing temporary work permits to exotic dancers based on a labour market opinion from the Human Resources department.
But the "sordid truth" is that the welcome mat is still rolled out to foreign strippers, she told the House, citing a Sun story over the weekend.
"Canadians made the mistake of believing the Liberals. Now it comes out this government is still sanctioning the recruitment of vulnerable women, knowing full well many of them will be abused and exploited," she said.
NO 'BLANKET APPROVAL'
Human Resources Minister Belinda Stronach defended the government's practice, insisting there is no "blanket approval" for exotic dancers. Since the government changed its policy last December, her department assesses requests from employers on an "individual case-by-case basis."
"We are required to issue a labour market opinion for any legal profession in this country," she told the Commons.
Canada's stripper visa policy has come under fire from the U.S. and international anti-trafficking groups for opening the door to the exploitation of women.
These endless days are finally ending in a blaze
My net worth: $436
Apprently when you're about to leave, your worth shoots up to double. I think all my regulars wanted to make sure I would remember them after I left. To be honest, I would remember them anyway, but one sticks out in my head.
One guy, who I will call T, only came in once before, but we spent the whole night chatting it up about life, music, good times like that. Amazingly, he so happened to come back in my last night, which I suppose was very lucky for both of us. He gave me the biggest tip while I was on stage ever, $200! It was really cool of him; I think he was my favorite customer just because he was smart and fun to talk to plus very generous.
It was a really fun night in general. My friend White V brought her birthday party and lots of cool people to hang out with and chat it up. It was nice to have such a huge group of people come that I'd barely or never met completely accept what I was doing.
Then my boyfriend and friend RW came and ended the night on fun hijinks. Really, it was nice to just hang out with them, spead my last hour or two not having to "work." No trying to think of conversation, just letting it flow out. In all, it was a great last day to have, probably my best day at a club ever.
All your base are belong to us
My net worth: $147
I wonder why Thurs nights are so much better than Fri nights, at least for me. I know it's not a happy hour thing, most of the customers come in after 9 and stay pretty late. So why are all the rich men with corporate jobs partying late on a Thurs night? Missing their frat boy days? Or working so late that they get off around 9?
To be honest, I can't think of a reasonable explanation, someone please enlighten me!